Select the month you were born in: 
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 
2 (Feb) - I needed 
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with 
4 (Apr) - I killed 
5 (May) - I jumped 
6 (June)- I smoked with 
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with 
8 (Aug) - I banged 
9 (Sept) - I shot 
10 (Oct) - I robbed 
11 (Nov) -I slapped 
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with 

Pick the day (number) you were born on: 
01 - the trojan man 
02 - a homeless guy 
03 -a homo 
04 - A mop** 
05 - a dog 
06 - a rock star 
07 - Paris Hilton 
08 - my lover 
09 - a toothbrush 
10 - my boyfriend 
11 - a glass of milk 
12 - a teletubby 
13 - the cookie monster 
14 - a drunk 
15 - a crack head 
16 - a cat 
17 - a bum 
18 - a whore 
19 - a hobo 
20 - a stripper 
21 - a porn star 
22 - Barney the dinosaur 
23 - the kool-aid man 
24 - an easter egg 
25 - my ex girlfriend 
26 - a hottie 
27 - a bag of weed 
28 - a french fry 
29 - your mom 
30 - a bowl of cereal 
31 - jezzy the snowman 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: 
White - because that bitch stole my taco 
Black - because I love marijuana 
Pink - because I’m good in bed 
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs 
brown- because I still love him 
Polka Dots - because I hate my life 
Purple - because I’m gay 
Grey - because I’m sexy like that 
Other - because I have double D’s 
Green - because I love to snort cocaine. 
Orange - because I smoke crack 
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose 
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive 
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver 
none- because i have a killer six pack 

Now, reply with your crazy situation. =P